"One fine day in the middle of the night"

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...

The crime that has never been committed.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,


One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"


A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,


A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

OMGGG to funny!!!

to hyper must stop the coffee! c(:

Yes, that is what I have been up to recently and why me and SL haven't gotten along LOL. Today I can't go anywhere so I thought I would blog and then play with Jelly *giggles*

So who has ever wanted to just run and hide in a ditch or a rock? Oooo me me me! Yes hiding is fun and a wonderful past time of mine, but NO LONGER! for I am Woman with coffee hear me roar! ^^ haha I'm in a very silly mood today and honestly have been for a few days now. It's fun, try it sometime :P

Ok on to different topics. OMGG yay Jelly and her developing talent at the movie making! I'm so tote proud of her for all that she is doing! She's going to have to start teaching me this stuff! LOL

Ok I honestly love Zabber's new boots! He has done such an awsome job on them! I'm pleasantly surprised. For those of you who don't know I'm not one who likes his shoes that much. He's good at what he does, but those shoes have this kind of triangle thing to them that drives me batty! But OMGG the boots are killer!!! YAY Zabbers WTG YOU!!!

Now then haven't been in to see much else, but when I get there I'll comment more on everything else that I see and do and fill you in as I go.

*waves as she runs* Bye Bye and laters!